Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The Dirt, excerpt 7

(In honor of National Drugged and Drunk Driving Month, Rock Club will be running random excerpts of the Motley Crue autobiography The Dirt. Read more on our community-oriented campaign here.)

In this excerpt, Tommy Lee describes his wedding day, and Heather Locklear's vertebrae C1 through C7:

When the tour ended, we married in a courtyard in Santa Barbara. I wore a white leather tuxedo and she wore a white strapless dress with white sleeves that started midway down her arm, leaving her tan shoulders and thin delicate neckbone uncovered...Rudy, one of techs, gave us the best toast ever: "To Tommy and Heather," he said, raising a champagne glass. "May all your ups and downs be in bed." Then he took the champagne glass and smashed it over his head.

...the only problem that afternoon was Nikki. I asked him to be my best man, and he showed up a mess. He was emaciated; he sweated constantly; and his skin was pure yellow, dude...as a best man, he was so fucked up on heroin he was useless. I couldn't believe he was shooting up at my fucking wedding.

(Tommy Lee, pp 162-163)

7 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:02 AM

    This is EXACTLY why Super Zoe and I have decided not to have any attendants at our wedding. Just too risky.

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  2. Anonymous11:10 AM

    That, and I don't want anything to detract from JCR's white leather tux.

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  3. SZ asked for something nice, for the ladies. This will have to do for now.

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  4. Anonymous3:12 PM

    That toast was super-romantic. Totally "the best toast ever." Maybe we can get that roadie to come to our wedding.

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  5. Anonymous6:21 PM

    Maybe we can get Crue to play at our wedding. That way he'll have to be there.

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  6. Anonymous3:04 PM

    I am actually developing a bit of a soft spot for "the Crue"...I mean, a week ago I thought it was spelled Motley Cru, and I wasn't even sure who was in the band...now, I know their names, their struggles, their drug-induced highs and suicidal lows...
    I even thought that wedding was sweet and romantic (even without the bride in a bikini.)

    It's like a sickness.

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  7. If we could just reach one person with these excerpts from The Dirt--just one solitary person--then we would consider the whole exercise a success.

    Mission accomplished. Say no to drugging and drinking and say yes to Motley Crue.

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