Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Camacho

Some Wednesday filler while Potsy prepares his review of The Whom. Sorry, The Who. I didn't go because it was too expensive but I'm dying to find out how it went, beyond the succinct "fucking awesome" that Sacklunch texted me. He also said "maybe I need more arena rock in my life." That, and a better personality, haircut and set of clothes, then you'll be set.

Election night! Yay! I tried to cast a write-in vote for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho but ran out of space, so instead I settled for John Hegelin of the Natural Law Party. I felt strongly that Camacho's experience as porn star and five-time ultimate smackdown wrestling champion would come in handy over the next four years. All the same, congrats to Obama. Whatever you think of the man, his daughters are incredibly cute and when he promised to buy them a puppy I nearly fell over. The darker part of my soul also noted that if he ends up as a two termer then the older Obama girl will turn into a woman before our very eyes. A very hot, nubile, young woman. That's a powerful incentive to vote Barama in 2012.

Here's a video of President Camacho addressing Congress. Listen and learn, Obama.