It kills me we're not able to review this show. I'm totally obsessed with An Horse right now. Plus Telekinesis, also on the bill, is quite good. Our loss is your gain though.
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I've already posted a number of An Horse videos so how about something from Telekinesis? Here's my favorite tune by them, "Coast of Carolina":
what are we, BYT?
ReplyDeleteburn these tickets, so that no one else shall benefit from them
alternatively, give them away, and tell the winner to pick them up at a time/location of our choice, and when said winner shows up we'll jump him and steal his shit
i'll probably go to this show. i will write dismissive, tweet-length reviews of both bands, featuring the phrase "more like."
ReplyDeleteIf this were BYT half the post would've been in capital letters and included 30 more exclamation points. Plus some pics by Sexy Fitsum.
ReplyDeleteThanks to you my "beat the shit out of a reader" plan is now ruined.
@donald malice An Horse? More like An Jackass
ReplyDelete@donald malice Telekinesis? More like tele-sucking
there, all done, no need to attend the show
ugh, that's why you're an amateur blogger and i'm a professional. i'll show y'all how it's done. just wait.
ReplyDeletedude, I'm trying
ReplyDeleteAn Horse? more like An Arundel
An Horse? more like An Hathaway, and I mean An Hathaway in Princess Diaries, which sucked, and not An Hathaway in Rachel Getting Married, which I found moving
Telekinesis? More like Tele Savalas
you won't top these, believe me
wait, just saw a pic of the band
ReplyDeleteAn Horse? More like an-drogynous
these are gold and if you use any of them I will sue for intellectual property theft and bankrupt your shit
Okay, that last one was good. As was Tele Savalas. The best I could do was An Horseshit. BTW, I look forward to your title for Metric.
ReplyDeletegoddamn it, i should have said nothing. an-drogynous was definitely what i was gonna use. fuck it, i'm out.
ReplyDeletealso, this picture/album cover of telly savalas is one of my fave random pics out there.
that savalas album cover is cool. where's that music video of him, where there's all these chicks stroking his torso? someone sent it to me once and I can't find it now.
ReplyDeletethis comment section is the funniest thing I've read all morning.
ReplyDeleteIf you guys really want to be BYT, you should start hosting pool parties. Except it should be at an above-ground pool. And it should be for women only. Because I never need to see a picture like this one again.
ReplyDeletemore like, pool-of-vomit party
ReplyDeletefor the record i went with:
ReplyDeletean horse? more like an-drogynous an-d an-noying.
telekinesis? more like tell the singing drummer to shut up.
both bands were aight.