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Thursday, September 14, 2006

New RC Rule

As much as I hate to add to the creeping bureaucracy of Rock Club, this one makes sense, and was discussed at last night's show, to much acclaim and huzzahs. The new rule is, whenever an RC member obtains some new music, said member is required to post a review of the new music, along with a 1-10 score. At the end of the year we'll collect everything and have a giant list, which is always fun.

There's no length requirement for the reviews, so all of you less literate, spelling & grammar-challenged members, fret not. Here's some examples for you:


1) I Am A Power Bottom, The Decemberists: More pound-me-in-the-ass ditties from the progenitors of Gay Rock. Uneven and spotty. Jason likes it. (5.3)

2) The White Album, The Beatles: Never heard of this band before and I don't think they have much of a future if they keep releasing crap like this. Oh-bla-dee-bla-da? Ob-bla-lick my balls, guys. (2.1)

3) Soundtrack to the Movie "Spanglish", Various Artists: The music to the universally acclaimed Adam Sandler/Tea Leoni movie. In the year 2525, all music will sound like this. Genius. (10.0)

So, there you have it. No matter how old the album, whatever the format, whomever the artist, you have to fucking review it, or I will attack, and you don't want that. So start thinking (see pic below for inspiration).

See? This Asian guy just got some music, and he's thinking about it. That's what we should all be doing.


Jumbo Slice said...

Oops, looks like Jimbromski beat me to the punch on the album reviews.

Jimbromski said...

How do you like the pic of the Chinese fella?

Jumbo Slice said...

I can't decide if I love "The Thinker" picture or I hate it. I'll go with hate. Had I walked by as the picture was being taken, I probably would've punched him for being a tool.

Is he cross-eyed? If so, there's another reason to punch him.

Potsy said...

yeah, this guy looks crossed-eyed. Let's git'im.