Who's Coming?

Okay, updated listings.

Did you know there's a place called "Baltimore," north of Washington D.C.? Me neither. Anyway, there is such a place, and sometimes musicians perform there. Musicians such as.....

CHUBB ROCK

Woo-hoo! More rap-on-tap: EPMD & Black Sheep at the 9:30.

Also, as already mentioned previously, Dismemberment Plan at the Black Cat. Oh, but it's sold out.

But wait, there's more. Scandanavian Superstars Peter Bjorn and John will be at the 9:30 on April 30. Speaking of PBJ, some dickhead accused me of being all elitist and shit for mentioning them in my Thorkelsons wrap-up, and now I come to find out he's got their album. Did you really think I wouldn't find out, my friend? I know you're reading this, jackass. This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass. You get mentioned, albeit anonymously, in the blog.

Here are some possible blog post titles for the Peter Bjorn and John show. Note that I do not know which part of Scandanavia they are from, and cannot be arsed to look it up, so I've got ideas for all three countries:

1--Norwegian Woodie (as in, I liked the show so much I popped a boner)
2--How Swede It Is (obvious, but must be noted)
3--Hitting the Swede Spot (I like this one better than 2)
4--Greetings From Bore-way (if it sucks, and if they're Norwegian)
5--Finnish Line (maybe there's a big line to get in...this one's lame, hope they're not from Finland).

Anyway, here's the listings:

Date		Venue		Band
3/6/2007		Black Cat		Clinic
3/6/2007		9:30		Badly Drawn Boy
3/9/2007		Ottobar		The Walkmen/Broken West
3/11/2007		RNRH		The Horrors
3/15/2007		RFK		DC United/Chivas
3/16/2007		RNRH		The Raveonettes
3/20/2007		Sonar		Heartless Bastards
3/23/2007		9:30		RjD2
3/23/2007		RNRH		The Walkmen/Broken West
3/24/2007		Black Cat		The Ponys
3/25/2007		Rams Head		Robyn Hitchcock
3/27/2007		Black Cat		Fake Accents
3/28/2007		9:30		Cold War Kids
3/29/2007		9:30		Ted Leo
3/31/2007		9:30		EPMD/Black Sheep
4/3/2007		RNRH		Long Winters/Broken West
4/5/2007		RNRH		Black Angels
4/6/2007		Fletcher's		Chubb Rock
4/6/2007		Wolf Trap		Roger McGuinn
4/7/2007		9:30		Kaiser Chiefs/Walkmen
4/8/2007		9:30		Lily Allen
4/9/2007		RNRH		Erase Errata
4/10/2007		9:30		Low
4/13/2007		Black Cat		Junior Boys
4/18/2007		9:30		TV On The Radio
4/19/2007		9:30		TV On The Radio
4/28/2007		Black Cat		Dismemberment Plan
4/29/2007		Ottobar		The Wrens
4/30/2007		9:30		Peter Bjorn and John
5/2/2007		RNRH		Sunset Rubdown
5/4/2007		Black Cat		Konono No. 1
5/13/2007		Black Cat		Sloan
5/13/2007		9:30		LCD Soundsystem