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Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Hillary to Obama: Suck My Caucus

Sorry to fuck this up with a politically-related post but God sent that one liner to me last night and I've been dying to use it ever since. For obvious reasons I can't walk around work saying this (Hey, Gene--suck my caucus! Ha ha ha ha ha! What's that? HR wants to talk to me?).

Originally I thought Obama would deliver this line to Hillary, but obviously he shat the bed, so Hill gets to say it. She is sort of mannish looking, I wouldn't be surprised if she were tucking the sack back every morning before hitting the campaign trail.

Gina for President


Rob said...

My cousin gave me this shirt for xmas. Thought it was pretty witty.

We had to explain it to my Grandma...

Jimbromski said...

Yeah, I guess making a joke that hinges upon "caucus" sounding like "cock" isn't really that original.

Jumbo Slice said...

It's just funnier with Obama saying it to Hillary.

Note to Texas and Ohio: WTF?! Especially you Ohio. Always fucking electoral shit up. And Texas, I expect better of you.