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Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Hillary to Obama: Suck My Caucus

Sorry to fuck this up with a politically-related post but God sent that one liner to me last night and I've been dying to use it ever since. For obvious reasons I can't walk around work saying this (Hey, Gene--suck my caucus! Ha ha ha ha ha! What's that? HR wants to talk to me?).

Originally I thought Obama would deliver this line to Hillary, but obviously he shat the bed, so Hill gets to say it. She is sort of mannish looking, I wouldn't be surprised if she were tucking the sack back every morning before hitting the campaign trail.

Gina for President

3 comments:

rob said...

My cousin gave me this shirt for xmas. Thought it was pretty witty.


We had to explain it to my Grandma...

Jimbromski said...

Yeah, I guess making a joke that hinges upon "caucus" sounding like "cock" isn't really that original.

Jumbo Slice said...

It's just funnier with Obama saying it to Hillary.

Note to Texas and Ohio: WTF?! Especially you Ohio. Always fucking electoral shit up. And Texas, I expect better of you.