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Monday, December 07, 2009

Zero-G Money Shot

I don't think it will come as a surprise to you, Rock Club reader, that we are a soft lot. When we last all met up, we were set to visit with the Big Pink at the Black Cat. But a late start plus cold weather plus Creedence Clearwater Revival on the stereo equaled a night in playing cards and talking stupid.

What began as a conversation about the difference between freeze-dried food (think astronaut) and regular dried food (think hikers) quickly spun out of control like a drunk with a hula-hoop and turned into speculation about how long it would take before someone would make a porn in space.

Key questions: Would it be straight porn? Would the Russians get there first? I hazard to guess that if the Russians got there first, it would be straight porn, but if the Americans were first, it'd be the gays to get it done. Lance Bass has already been certified by both NASA and the Russian Space Program after several months of cosmonaut training. So watch for him to emerge as a leading contender.

With all of that space talk, let's have a look at the ultimate in geek rock:


jp23 said...

Must be a slow news day...

Valerie said...

Wow. You guys totally missed out. The Big Pink show was really great. It was cold out, and the warmth of my apartment and wine made me late, but I still didn't miss them.

Potsy said...

doh. Of course it was great. We never seem to miss the terrible shows. I'm talking about you, The Ponys.