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Friday, October 13, 2006

Another RC Investigation

The Rock Club Special Prosecutor has been very busy lately, investigating all sorts of malfeasance and shit.

Dan was spotted at the Be Your Own Pet show on October 5, looking like cub reporter Jimmy Olson, with his notepad and camera.

Given that the show was only 20 minutes long, and sucked bad, and also given that Dan was spotted "researching" his review, we can only conclude, based on the lack of a review to date, that Dan has been murdered. And probably sodomized before his death.

I'll be needing DNA samples from the rest of you. You can e-mail them to me, just make sure I get them soon.


Jumbo Slice said...

It is with great sadness that I report that I am indeed dead. Jimbromski was correct on two counts: cause of death was severe ass trauma.

Fortunately, we recently had wi-fi installed up here so I'll be able to post my review, in between games of badminton with Abe Lincoln and skeet-shooting with Gandhi.

Potsy said...

my DNA is made the old fashion way