Rule #4 of Rock Club: No Last Names

Jason has made a sensible point regarding my last post, the one where I savaged him and destroyed his reputation--no last names shall be used on the RC website.

So many dumbassed criminal schemes broken up by the five-0, so many incipient high school massacres cut short, so many job offers rescinded--all because of the magic of Google.

So rule 4--no last names.