Who's Coming?

Who's coming, you ask? Rock's coming, spewing its hot, hard-driving spunk all over the waiting face of the Washington DC metropolitan area. Fetch the fluffer--Rock is ready to go again.

Some highlights:

--Kristin Hersh, Iota, April 26: former Throwing Muses singer in a small venue, could be cool.
--Dr Feelgood, Jaxx, April 27: Motley Crue cover band. A good reason to finally visit Jaxx.
--Peter Bjorn and John, 9:30, April 30: more Swedish cultural imperialism.
--Chris Barron, Velvet Lounge, May 11: who, you ask? This guy:

Okay, this is the best pic I could find, so I'll just tell you: it's the goofy looking guy from the Spin Doctors

--Arctic Monkeys w/Be Your Own Pet, 9:30, May 16: I'll go to this one just to throw shit at Be Your Own Pet. I am publicly challenging their Gabe Kaplan bass player to a fight. Fucking pussbag.
--Huey Lewis and the News, Wolf Trap, May 31: Perhaps this man will be in attendance.

Patrick Bateman

--Long Blondes, Rock and Roll Hotel, June 7: I still maintain that this band will be huge, driven by the adoration of the My So-Called Life crowd.
--Asia, Birchmere, June 26: original lineup.
--Morrissey, Wolf Trap, July 2: Miserable Morrissey, as Weasel used to call him. What better way to celebrate the 231st birthday of our optimistic, forward-looking country, than by listening to this mope?

Date		Venue		Band
4/25/2007		9:30		Wolfmother
4/26/2007		Iota		Kristin Hersh
4/27/2007		Black Cat		Dismemberment Plan
4/27/2007		Jaxx		Dr. Feelgood
4/28/2007		Black Cat		Dismemberment Plan
4/30/2007		9:30		Peter Bjorn and John
5/4/2007		Black Cat		Konono No. 1
5/8/2007		Black Cat		The Clientele
5/9/2007		9:30		Air
5/11/2007		Velvet Lounge		Chris Barron
5/13/2007		Black Cat		Sloan
5/13/2007		9:30		LCD Soundsystem
5/16/2007		9:30		Arctic Monkeys (w BYOP)
5/17/2007		Black Cat		Mando Diao
5/24/2007		Birchmere		English Beat
5/31/2007		Wolf Trap		Huey Lewis and the News
6/7/2007		RNRH		The Long Blondes
6/13/2007		RNRH		Heartless Bastards
6/26/2007		Birchmere		Asia
6/30/2007		Wolf Trap		Smothers Bros.
7/2/2007		Wolf Trap		Morrissey
8/18/2007		Jaxx		WASP