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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Are You Experienced?

First, a previously unknown sex tape of Marilyn Monroe was sold for $1.5 million. Now comes the Jimi Hendrix video. My first thought when seeing the headline was, "is he having sex with a guy or girl"? Turns out it's not one Foxey Lady but two. Maybe this will debunk all those "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" rumors.

The article describes the video as such:

The film shows a naked man who resembles Hendrix, the guitar legend who died in 1970, wearing a bandanna in his Afro, having sex with two brunettes in a dimly lighted bedroom. His full face appears on screen for only a few seconds, with his eyes closed. In other portions there are flashes of his profile. But his hands, bedecked with rings, roam large on the screen at times. The film has no audio.

It goes on to say:

the film surfaced when a collector discovered a tin labeled “Black Man” in a box of rock memorabilia bought at an unidentified auction in London. Upon recognizing Hendrix, Mr. Klein said, the collector decided to sell the tape.

So, is it Jimi? I mean, who doesn't have tins of porn labeled "Black Man" laying around the house? Let's review the description. Bandanna? Check. Afro? Check. Hands bedecked with rings? Check. Good enough for me. Some friends of Hendrix aren't so sure though. Their main contention is the width of his nostrils. Seriously.

One fan felt the film was “horrible to watch” because Hendrix appears to be on drugs or heavily intoxicated. “I don’t want that to be what I think about when I think about Jimi Hendrix,” he said.

Really?! What fucking world is this guy living on? Everyone thinks of Jimi as drunk/high at all times. It's part of his appeal. I'd be more disturbed if a video of him doing arts and crafts surfaced.


Jimbromski said...

We are now accepting Jimi Hendrix-related sexual double entendres.

3rd Bone From The Sun
If 69 Was In Fact 69
Up From The Thighs
Porno Haze (courtesy of foxnews.com)

/got nuthin'

Jumbo Slice said...

Are You Experienced and Foxy Lady were too easy. Did Fox News really use "Porno Haze" already?

How about his axis was bold for love?

G. L. Naut said...

crap, i was totally gonna post on this today. props to you guys for getting there first.


bone free
all along the snatchtower

Jimbromski said...

we called an emergency meeting as soon as we heard about this.

good entendres, esp "snatchtower", that one's got a certain something to it.

Potsy said...

I was trying to work on the Watchtower theme as well. "All along the cocktower" was the best I could do. I figured a tower was rather cock-like... but a tower of snatch is a whole other story. I don't know if I should hope for, or fear that such a tower might fall on me.

it's times like these when I'm glad that my mom doesn't read this blog...

Anonymous said...

That's what you think, you sick fuck.

Anonymous said...


G. L. Naut said...

yeah, it was a tough decision to go with snatchtower. a cock tower makes more sense, obviously, but 'snatch' is closer to 'watch'. you see the dilemna.

i think i need to take a break from the internet.

Potsy said...

indeed. I think you made the right call.

Anonymous said...

um, those aren't double entendres. Any of them, except Are You Experienced. The pun has to be something that can be understood two ways. Soooo you know Porno Haze really just has one meaning.

However, saying Jimi's been playing the G string again fits quite nicely.

Potsy said...

damn know-it-all-ymous. s/he is right.

shut it down.

props for the g-string quip...

G.H. said...

Funbags Made of Sand
Star Spangled Banger (F.S. Key cover)
Bald as Love

sacklunch said...

"The Balling of the Midnight Tramp"

I know, it's a stretch.

Jimbromski said...

1983...(A Sperman I Should Turn Out To Be)

G.H. said...

sacklunch, not a stretch at all. brilliant, i think.