DC ROCK CLUB
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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Happy Birthday Rock Club


The blog is officially two today. We've posted over 100 (poorly written) reviews of bands and rock movies. We even attended some soccer matches (though the relevance of soccer to rock is still a source of debate). Here's some of my favorites from the last two years:

Favorite Show: Sleater-Kinney

Favorite Post Heading: "Abba Cadaver"

Favorite Emoticon: ))--((

Best Guest Reviewer: Stutts

Best Commenter: Lloyd

Favorite Insult from Jimbromski over Email: "You keep cursing at me like this you're gonna piss me off, you chubby little fuck" which was later followed by "fucking fudgemaking hobbit".

15 comments:

Jimbromski said...

Wow, I totally forgot about this. Happy happy to us.

In the spirit of the day, I hereby grant amnesty to Sacklunch for provoking me to the point where I was forced to curse at him like that. I forgive you, Sack.

Jumbo Slice said...

Very kind of you Jimbromski.

However, it should be noted that you called me, without provocation, a "fat fuck" today.

Jimbromski said...

Also, we've had some negative comments lately that fucking got my goat, not so much because they were negative, but because they were lame.

If you want to flame us, make sure you read Lloyd's comment. If your insults aren't at that level of quality, then don't bother.

Lloyd, come back. Surely we've done something to antagonize you since the Blonde Redhead show, right?

Jimbromski said...

re: Jumbo

well, yes, I suppose I did. I forgive you for being portly as well.

Jumbo Slice said...

Good point. We've never required people to log in and identify themselves when commenting and we've never deleted a comment. We only ask that you don't leave some weak ass comments like "you guys are lame".

BTW, I posted this before I even wished my brother a Happy Birthday. Sorry Mike!

sacklunch said...

Has it only been 2 years? Sometimes it feels like 20.....

Thank you for your forgiveness, however, I am sure my cursing at you was 100% justified.

Jimbromski said...

so you admit that you cursed first and thus instigated it

doesn't matter now, I have forgiven you, because I am that type of dude

Jumbo Slice said...

That whole incident will be recounted online once I finish compiling the various emails for my "Rock Club: Behind the Blog" post.

I have a folder full of emails where we insult and berate each other. I wonder if that therapist from "Some Kind of Monster" is still available.

Rob said...

happy belated, guys.

you should contact Guinness for the World's Longest Blowjob, because sucking dick for 2 years is an incredible feat...

good enough, jimbro?

Jimbromski said...

nice one, I give you an A- for that

Eric Axelson said...

happy birthday fellas.

Regardless of Statehood returning to playing shows this Thursday and resuming dominance over the DC music world, one of you show pickers needs to drag the club to see Poor But Sexy:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=344275100

Yep, I'm biased because I've played with all these monkeys, but it's a sweet blend of Steely Dan, R. Kelly and something German.

Two years - have you guys missed a week yet, or still on pace?

rick said...

"fucking fudgemaking hobbit"--now that'll sell some chocolate!

Anonymous said...

Well, I tip my hat to you sirs. Quite the accomplishment to keep anything going for this long. I'm casting my vote for best line (not that my vote matters as) "The man was a giant and when he debated you, you fucking stayed debated."

Potsy said...

You're not fooling me, Jimbromski, signing in as Anonymous and congratulating yourself. So obvious.

Jon said...

(...formally known as blog named TVD...)

Cheers to two! We just turned one and I know what effort that takes. All the best...