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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Super Special Mystery Guest

The last Fort Reno festival date is August 14 and the festival website reads "TBD" for the lineup on that date. I believe they do this every year, leading to speculation as to which A-list band will appear. The popular guess is usually Fugazi, which never materializes.

I saw on Stereogum a few weeks ago that Shudder to Think have reunited, so I'll throw that guess into the ring. Has anyone started this rumor yet? Because I'd like to take credit for it. I saw STT at the old Black Cat sometime in the 1990s and didn't much care for it. Too much falsetto for my liking, plus I can't respect a guy who shaves designs into his facial hair.

In other news, Jack White is starting to look like a frumpy middle-aged woman. I went to the Leesburg Outlets last weekend and I'm pretty sure I saw that jacket at Chico's, half off. No, wait, maybe it was Dress Barn. No, scratch that, it was Lane Bryant. I'm 90% certain it was Lane Bryant.


Jumbo Slice said...

There's no way Fugazi plays at Fort Reno. That dream is dead. Hoping for The Evens is probably a stretch. Some have speculated Ted Leo might play since he was seen w/ Ian MacKaye at one of the shows this summer. That's not going to happen either. I suspect it'll be another DC band that has achieved a marginal amount of success. Think elder statesman like Beauty Pill or The Caribbean. Is it just me or is Ft. Reno a bit of a disappointment this year?

Jimbromski said...

Potsy said it was going to be Supertramp, they've also reunited. But he's a dreamer, nothing but a dreamer, with his head in the clouds, whoa oh.

I think the vreview killed Ft Reno, people saw that and said, fuck this, I want no part of that scene.

Steve said...

I think both Jack and the woman in the ad look a whole lot like this person.

Jimbromski said...

Who is that? I'd like to make MILF love to her.

Unknown said...

Janet Reno...he looks like Janet Reno! That's always funny, right?

Unknown said...

Won't be Beauty Pill: Chad is still recovering from open heart surgery, which he had to have after contracting some weird virus last year. He had the operatiion in May, so I think they'll be up to playing later this year.

Jimbromski said...

Reno and White--to my knowledge, never see together in the same location at the same time.

Make of that what you will.

Anonymous said...

really? You think Craig Wedren would do something for free?

That's cute.

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